In football games (or soccer, whatever you want to call it) mostly
I go for a nice cup of tea in my formal dress and when I do everyone isn’t drinking tea, Instead they are standing and either shouting WOOT or BOOO
I don’t get it
IT’S LIKE I AM READ THEIR MINDS
Well I mean it’s also like I can see them moving, and hear them saying WOOT or BOO
but really, the only thing you should be doing at a game is drinking tea in your formal wear

Are you sober?
I like pies too.
you smoke too much weed
Yes, I can’t imagine why anyone wouldn’t attend a football game wearing formal wear and drinking a cup of tea.
give me a singing pony:-)
hmmm.. seems like you’re also demented !
Prove it.
Read my mind
What did I have for breaky this morning?